So, I actually didn't plan on doing this. I was looking for a game to play. Someone on the /d/ games discord mentioned this one and I thought I'd give it a look. The idea of an adult text adventure game had me interested. I started to play and realized this was too fucking weird … Continue reading Greentext Goes Through: “Lilith’s Throne”.
Alright. I'm heading out for a week of drinking in the woods tomorrow so I don't have my usual weekend to write my schlop. Since I've been on a bit of a Rance kick recently here's a quick review of one of the shortest Rance games. Game's fucking bullshit and there's not much porn. There. … Continue reading Greentext Does A Quick Look At: “Rance 5D”.
While talking with some people about my thoughts on Sengoku Rance someone told me that Rance VI was a much better game. Right after he finished saying that 5 other people bust into the conversation to inform him that he was wrong and suggest he should an hero. Then a few more people came to … Continue reading Greentext Does: Rance VI.
29 years. Alicesoft, the company that made Evenicle, has been making porn games for 29 years. They also made Sengoku Rance and I know I said this in that review too but I just cannot get over the fact that there has been a single company making porn games for that long without ever stopping. … Continue reading Greentext Does: “Evenicle”.
Over my years playing adult games 5 games have really been able to grab my attention and keep me using all my spare time to play until I beat them. The first 3 are "The Last Sovereign", "Kamidori Alchemy Meister", and Sengoku Rance. The other 2 are both in the Sunrider series. What makes these … Continue reading Greentext Reviews: “Sunrider: Mask of Arcadius”.
So Four Elements Trainer is the game MITY has been working on for quite a while now and I gotta say, I'm impressed with the amount of content he's gotten in so far. Let's back up though. What is Four Elements Trainer? Well remember Akabur's games? Princess Trainer, Witch Trainer, Broken Hearts Bordello? Well it's … Continue reading Greentext Does: “Four Elements Trainer”.
Alright! I'm a massive Lovecraft fan and I was told this was an adult visual novel with sex and Lovecraftian horror! Super excited! I hear it takes a while to get into the porn though so this will probably be in multiple parts. Anyways, lets get right into it. Hang on. Lemme check something. … Continue reading Greentext screams at: “Deus Machina Demonblade”.
Damn that's a hot logo. I'll admit I want to fuck that logo. I'm not ashamed. You'd think title art would be one of the first things they made. I mean, they have Nomo doing the art and Nomo does great work. Hmm. Wait. Forgot the orc horde. Protip: Dress like a prostitute. Enemies will … Continue reading Greentext Goes Through: “Kingdom Of Deception”.
Cheat Engine is probably one of the most useful programs out there. Since a large amount of you don't seem to know how to use it I'm going to teach you. Why is cheat engine useful? 2 main reasons. 1.You can change the speed of the game (Make it go twice as fast) 2. You … Continue reading Greentext learns you to do a cheat engine.
I'm actually running out of games with enough content to review so I thought it might be a good idea to go back to my old gallery shitposts so I could make content from things I can't otherwise review. Dreams of Desire was suggested to me by someone on weg so let's check it out! … Continue reading Greentext Suffers Through: “Dreams Of Desire”