So. It's been a while hasn't it? Everyone still alive? The Chinkenpox hasn't gotten me yet but I have been slowly losing my mind due to the isolation. Anyway I figured that since I have so much time on my hands and need to do something to stave off the madness I should finally review … Continue reading Greentext Does: The Last Sovereign
Greentext Does: Dandy Boy Adventures
According to the description given by the dev Dandy Boy Adventures, or DBA as I'll be calling it, is an adventure game, dating sim, and...RPG? I mean the dev says it's an RPG and you "role play" as someone having sex but really it's an RPG in the same way that Razor Freestyle Scooter for … Continue reading Greentext Does: Dandy Boy Adventures
Greentext Does: Princess & Conquest
So recently I found out about Tower Girls due to someone posting an image of one of the lists in one thread or another. For those of you who don't know Tower Girls is one of those choose your own adventure games you see posted on 4chan a lot but the difference being this one … Continue reading Greentext Does: Princess & Conquest
Greentext Does: Black Souls
You thought I was dead? I fucking wish. No, I've just been training inside the hyperbolic time chamber to hone my immense journalistic skills. Will I stay around? Who knows? Anyway, Polski recommended this to me a while ago and you know what? For an adult game fairy-tale dark souls parody it's pretty decent. The … Continue reading Greentext Does: Black Souls
Greentext Does Niplheim’s Hunter.
So we all know that piracy will never be defeated by code or drm or serial codes. There's only 2 ways to defeat piracy and that's by either A. Making the paid version more convenient than the pirated version or B. By endearing yourself to your customers. After seeing this comment by the game's publisher … Continue reading Greentext Does Niplheim’s Hunter.
Greentext Goes Through Newgrounds
So, I decided this week to do something a bit different and check out Newground's selection of adult games. I played on Newgrounds a lot as a kid. Never any adult stuff mind you but lots of Alien Hominid and Newgrounds Rumble during lunch at school. It's been over a decade since then though and … Continue reading Greentext Goes Through Newgrounds
Greentext Does: These Ditzy Demons Are In Love With Me
Alright. We're doing a VN this week so time to bust out those literary analysis skills I learned back in high school English. This one's for you Mr. Fliegal. So "These Ditzy Demons Are In Love With Me", which I will now call TDDAILWE "Ditzy Demons" is a pretty typical VN. A diverse cast wholly characterized … Continue reading Greentext Does: These Ditzy Demons Are In Love With Me
Greentext Does: Eiyuu Senki
Imagine my surprise when I heard fucking bagpipes on this menu. Some AC/DC shit right here. Well, it took me a while but I finally found another "AAA" adult game. And a pretty good one too! The plot of the game is simple. While studying for a history test you get sucked into the past … Continue reading Greentext Does: Eiyuu Senki
Greentext Does: “Utawarerumono: The One of Whom Legends Are Sung”.
Utaweramono Utawarumono Uterwamono Utawarerumono is an adult turn based strategy game released in 2001 and is honestly a pretty fun time. It's also had one of the weirdest franchise evolutions I've ever seen. After the release of the first game on PC it got a ps2 port, then an "internet radio show", then a SFW 26 episode anime … Continue reading Greentext Does: “Utawarerumono: The One of Whom Legends Are Sung”.
Greentext Does: “Bunny Black 2”.
So after finishing Bunny Black 1 and enjoying the hell out of it I was understandably excited to get my hands on the sequel. The hook for BB2 had me interested too. After the end of BB1 you became the shrine's overlord and have been ruling it like a cool dude until "Oh No!" Angels … Continue reading Greentext Does: “Bunny Black 2”.