You thought I was dead? I fucking wish. No, I've just been training inside the hyperbolic time chamber to hone my immense journalistic skills. Will I stay around? Who knows? Anyway, Polski recommended this to me a while ago and you know what? For an adult game fairy-tale dark souls parody it's pretty decent. The … Continue reading Greentext Does Black Souls
You know what was a good game? Kamadori Alchemy Meister. Damn good actually. So good in fact that I wanted to play another game by the same dev. Unfortunately none of their latest stuff is translated. Fortunately I had heard hushed whispers of a dark fragment of technology so potent it could rend the very … Continue reading Greentext Does: Ikusa Megami Zero
This is all I can see. So while dicking around on the /d/ games general discord I saw someone hyping up an English translation of "Prison Battleship 2" and thought "Hey, boats are cool. Lets check this out". So after some digging I found the first game in the series and had originally planned on … Continue reading Greentext Goes Through Prison Battleship
So we all know that piracy will never be defeated by code or drm or serial codes. There's only 2 ways to defeat piracy and that's by either A. Making the paid version more convenient than the pirated version or B. By endearing yourself to your customers. After seeing this comment by the game's publisher … Continue reading Greentext Does Niplheim’s Hunter.
So, I decided this week to do something a bit different and check out Newground's selection of adult games. I played on Newgrounds a lot as a kid. Never any adult stuff mind you but lots of Alien Hominid and Newgrounds Rumble during lunch at school. It's been over a decade since then though and … Continue reading Greentext Goes Through Newgrounds
Alright. We're doing a VN this week so time to bust out those literary analysis skills I learned back in high school English. This one's for you Mr. Fliegal. So "These Ditzy Demons Are In Love With Me", which I will now call TDDAILWE "Ditzy Demons" is a pretty typical VN. A diverse cast wholly characterized … Continue reading Greentext Does: These Ditzy Demons Are In Love With Me
Imagine my surprise when I heard fucking bagpipes on this menu. Some AC/DC shit right here. Well, it took me a while but I finally found another "AAA" adult game. And a pretty good one too! The plot of the game is simple. While studying for a history test you get sucked into the past … Continue reading Greentext Does: Eiyuu Senki
Utaweramono Utawarumono Uterwamono Utawarerumono is an adult turn based strategy game released in 2001 and is honestly a pretty fun time. It's also had one of the weirdest franchise evolutions I've ever seen. After the release of the first game on PC it got a ps2 port, then an "internet radio show", then a SFW 26 episode anime … Continue reading Greentext Does: “Utawarerumono: The One of Whom Legends Are Sung”.
So after finishing Bunny Black 1 and enjoying the hell out of it I was understandably excited to get my hands on the sequel. The hook for BB2 had me interested too. After the end of BB1 you became the shrine's overlord and have been ruling it like a cool dude until "Oh No!" Angels … Continue reading Greentext Does: “Bunny Black 2”.
Bunny Black is a turn based dungeon crawler released in 2010 by Softhouse Chara. Plot of the game is pretty simple. You're Darx, an adventurer sent into a dungeon to kill the dungeon Overlord. Your and your party gets their asses whooped and now you're working for the Overlord. Remember how Seeds of Chaos tried … Continue reading Greentext Does: “Bunny Black”.